Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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