I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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