I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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