Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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