i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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