Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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