And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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