Welp...herpes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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