i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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