Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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