What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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