Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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