so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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