She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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