I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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