a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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