you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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