my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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