This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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