Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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