why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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