eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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