I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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