idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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