for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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