He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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