I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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