We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
