We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.