As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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