New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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