8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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