He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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