please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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