Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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