yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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