i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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