right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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