Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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