She's JV to your varsity
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I supernannyed him into submission
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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