That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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