Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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