I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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