Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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