You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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