I feel like I'm in dance class right now
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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