no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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