can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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