its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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