Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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