U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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