Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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