at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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