I only kidnapped one of them. chill
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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