Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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