FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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