I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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