What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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